I'm not going to lie, I'd love to eat BACON everyday. Bacon has a sensational scent! It's savory, and salty and so satisfying! It sings to me as it sizzles, spits, and sparks in the skillet. The sight of this sweet swine sends my soul soaring! And everyone knows that everything and anything that bacon touches mysteriously and miraculously morphs into a more magical meal!
Not to mention...BACON is my Brand! But alas, man cannot live on BACON alone (according to my Doctor), so