Epicureanism: 5 Simple Steps to Lasting Happiness Here's a question worth chewing on: does the next purchase, the next promotion, or the next shiny upgrade actually make you happy? Or does the thrill fade the moment the box hits your doorstep? That's the exact tension Marty Jalove digs into on this week's Bacon Bits with Master Happiness and the answer, it turns out, is over two thousand years old. Marty and Kristi chat about Happiness With Special Guest: Kristi Jalove Follow

Marty shares his "Spin the Dial, Share a Smile" practice from the COVID days. He scrolls to a random contact, calls them, and simply asks how they are. The takeaway? Connection does not come to you. You nurture it through small, intentional actions, and sometimes a single friendly voice is exactly what someone needs.

A is for Acknowledge Your Feelings Do not shove your sadness or frustration into a dark mental closet. Acknowledge what you are feeling without judgment. Understand the difference between eustress (the good, motivating stress of an exciting new challenge) and distress (the bad, draining stress that hurts your health). Acknowledge where you are so you can successfully navigate to where you want to be.

For too long, we have placed our joy in the hands of chance. We hope for it, we wait for it, and we wish for it. But what if happiness is not a destination you miraculously arrive at? What if, instead, it is a daily discipline, a sturdy track you lay down piece by piece, purpose by purpose?

Their witty exchanges did not stop there. Later in the show, they fiercely debated workplace revenge. If a coworker keeps stealing your lunch, do you secretly load your sandwich with scorching hot peppers to teach them a lesson? Tiffany argued for the peppers. Marty, ever the voice of HR-approved reason, reminded us that fighting fire with fire only burns down the building. You do not solve a problem by creating another one.